- CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS JEOPARDY CRACKED
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CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS JEOPARDY CRACKED
Want to read more? Check out our blog at SkitishMedia. On March 12th, the /r/CoaCOwtB subreddit was launched for 'pictures of ya boys and their cold ones being cracked open.' Meanwhile, Instagram user papafranku posted an Expanding Brain image comparing various psychedelic drugs to 'cracking open a cold one with the boys' (shown below). Don’t leave yourself out of the celebration because cracking open a cold one with the boys can happen at any time, at any place, on any day. You don’t want to be the only boy without a beer. Every college student, every frat bro, every beer lover with a group of boys between four and infinity needs to keep a beer on hand. Which is exactly why a beer belt would come in handy. It wastes time, releases cold refrigerator air which your other beers need to survive and most importantly if there is an impromptu cracking open of a cold one, you won’t be prepared. The simultaneous opening of the beers and the smooth cold feeling of the alcohol sliding down your throat perfection that can only be described as Beyoncé’s voice running through the field in the opening scene of “The Sound of Music.” Three of the greats cracking open a couple of cold ones in the ring.īut if you’re addicted to cracking open a cold one with your boys, you can’t constantly be running to the fridge. Finally, the boy you are most scared of and after that, who really cares you covered all your bases. Then the boy who can ruin your chances with the girl you like. “But to whom should I toss it to first?” Give the first one to your boy that knows all your secrets, don’t let him feel left out.
Then you toss it, because handing it is a sign of weakness.
CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS JEOPARDY FULL
You feel the cold rushing from the can into your fingers, throughout your body and during a full moon you can even see the cold on your breath. You reach into the box and pull out the first can. Alex Trebek asking a question on Jeopardy about what day is for the boysįirst you open your fridge and rip open your 12-pack because anything less would be for feckless losers and its scientifically impossible to crack open a cold one if you’re a feckless loser. Saturday is for the boys, cracking open a cold one with the boys, there’s no better time for America to make everything about the boys than gay pride month, don’t you think? But all jokes aside, have you ever actually cracked open a cold one with the boys? If you haven’t, let me walk you through the beauty that is cracking a cold one. In recent months, the phrases “Cracking open a cold one with the boys,” and “Saturday is for the boys” have been celebrating the start of the 2017 summer.